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{"type":"standard","title":"Bah Assembly constituency","displaytitle":"Bah Assembly constituency","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q19808944","titles":{"canonical":"Bah_Assembly_constituency","normalized":"Bah Assembly constituency","display":"Bah Assembly constituency"},"pageid":48622688,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/94-Bah.svg/330px-94-Bah.svg.png","width":320,"height":328},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/94-Bah.svg/984px-94-Bah.svg.png","width":984,"height":1008},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282079892","tid":"b5eb44b6-086e-11f0-b25a-f6c9c93a9a71","timestamp":"2025-03-24T05:13:24Z","description":"Constituency of the Uttar Pradesh legislative assembly in India","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bah_Assembly_constituency","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bah_Assembly_constituency?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bah_Assembly_constituency?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bah_Assembly_constituency"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bah_Assembly_constituency","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bah_Assembly_constituency","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bah_Assembly_constituency?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bah_Assembly_constituency"}},"extract":"Bah Assembly constituency is one of the 403 constituencies of the Uttar Pradesh Legislative Assembly, India. It is a part of the Agra district and one of the five assembly constituencies in the Fatehpur Sikri Lok Sabha constituency. First election in this assembly constituency was held in 1952 after the \"DPACO (1951)\" was passed in 1951. After the \"Delimitation of Parliamentary and Assembly Constituencies Order\" was passed in 2008, the constituency was assigned identification number 94.","extract_html":"
Bah Assembly constituency is one of the 403 constituencies of the Uttar Pradesh Legislative Assembly, India. It is a part of the Agra district and one of the five assembly constituencies in the Fatehpur Sikri Lok Sabha constituency. First election in this assembly constituency was held in 1952 after the \"DPACO (1951)\" was passed in 1951. After the \"Delimitation of Parliamentary and Assembly Constituencies Order\" was passed in 2008, the constituency was assigned identification number 94.
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