{"type":"general","setup":"Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?","punchline":"Because they can't even.","id":353}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?","punchline":"He was too far out, man.","id":311}
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{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}
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Lirael is a fantasy novel by Garth Nix, first published in 2001. Named for its central female character, Lirael is the second in his Old Kingdom trilogy, preceded by Sabriel and continued in Abhorsen.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?","punchline":"It gets toad away","id":30}
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