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Bill Twomey Jr. was an Australian rules footballer, who played in the Victorian Football League (VFL).
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A blue iceberg is visible after the ice from above the water melts, causing the smooth portion of ice from below the water to overturn. The rare blue ice is formed from the compression of pure snow, which then develops into glacial ice.
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Dallas Franklin Eakins is an American professional ice hockey coach and former player. He previously served as the head coach of the Edmonton Oilers and Anaheim Ducks of the National Hockey League (NHL). He currently serves as head coach and general manager of the Adler Mannheim of the German Deutsche Eishockey Liga.
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Thysanoidmaa is a genus of moths of the family Crambidae described by George Hampson in 1891.
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