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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?","punchline":"Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.","id":351}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do chicken coops only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans","id":48}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fat psychic?","punchline":"A four-chin teller.","id":205}
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{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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John Joseph \"Jack\" Murphy is an American professional baseball catcher who is a free agent. He was drafted by the Toronto Blue Jays played in their minor league affiliate system from 2009 to 2015. Murphy has also played three seasons for the Canberra Cavalry of the Australian Baseball League, being named an All-Star in all 3 seasons. In 2013, the team won the Australian Championship and the 2013 Asia Series Championship, and in 2014, Murphy was named Canberra's most valuable player.
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