Nelson Morris was the founder of Morris & Company, one of the three main meat-packing companies in Chicago along with Armour & Company and Swift & Company.
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{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
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David Balleri is an Italian former footballer who played as a defender.
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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"fact":"Foods that should not be given to cats include onions, garlic, green tomatoes, raw potatoes, chocolate, grapes, and raisins. Though milk is not toxic, it can cause an upset stomach and gas. Tylenol and aspirin are extremely toxic to cats, as are many common houseplants. Feeding cats dog food or canned tuna that\u2019s for human consumption can cause malnutrition.","length":360}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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