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{"type":"standard","title":"Dragon dance","displaytitle":"Dragon dance","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q636304","titles":{"canonical":"Dragon_dance","normalized":"Dragon dance","display":"Dragon dance"},"pageid":577930,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/aa/Chinese_draak.jpg/330px-Chinese_draak.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Chinese_draak.jpg","width":900,"height":600},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1275135803","tid":"0113321a-e84b-11ef-81d1-4122fbf6565a","timestamp":"2025-02-11T07:37:11Z","description":"Traditional Chinese dance","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_dance","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_dance?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_dance?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dragon_dance"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_dance","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dragon_dance","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_dance?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dragon_dance"}},"extract":"Dragon dance is a form of traditional dance and performance in Chinese culture. Like the lion dance, it is most often seen during festive celebrations. The dance is performed by a team of experienced dancers who manipulate a long flexible giant puppet of a dragon using poles positioned at regular intervals along the length of the dragon. The dance team simulates the imagined movements of this mythological creature in a sinuous, undulating manner.","extract_html":"
Dragon dance is a form of traditional dance and performance in Chinese culture. Like the lion dance, it is most often seen during festive celebrations. The dance is performed by a team of experienced dancers who manipulate a long flexible giant puppet of a dragon using poles positioned at regular intervals along the length of the dragon. The dance team simulates the imagined movements of this mythological creature in a sinuous, undulating manner.
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